Buy the single on iTunes! Spread it like baby cream! http://itunes.com/brentalfloss\n\nSpecial thanks to Underbelly for their help in making this video look pretty! http://youtube.com/underbellyshow\n\nBuy the brentalfloss CD on iTunes! http://itunes.com/brentalfloss\nFollow me on Twitter! http://twitter.com/brentalfloss\nCheck out BRENTALFLOSS: THE COMIC! http://brentalfloss.com/comic\nLike my Facebook page? http://j.mp/brentalfacebook\nCheck out my EP of \"before I was brentalfloss\" stuff (below) http://brentalfloss.bandcamp.com/album/the-super-secret-ep\n\nAlso, special thanks to Glenn, Amber, Armen, and everyone who was in the room when I wrote the original draft of this tune last October at AAC!\n\nPoliwhirl played by BJ Thorne\nJigglypuff & Mom played by Justin Silverman\nAdditional vocals by Stephanie Holmes\nEditing by Shawn Caple\nProduction oversight by Underbelly\nLyrics by brentalfloss\n\n----------------------------------\nLYRICS\nI wanna get Chlamydia! Like no one\'s ever had!\nHerpes inside my butt, and every kind of crab!\nHumping strangers July to June, spreading my baby cream\nI\'m gonna set a record soon, it\'s always been my dream!\n(STDs! Gotta catch em all!) \nAcross the map, I\'ll give and receive the clap\n[CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP]\nOh, so come on down and take a tour through scabie-town\n(STDs!)\nYeah! Like HPV, Hepa%#*!is A B & C!\nI do you and you do me, STDs!\nGotta catch em all!\nGotta catch em all!\n\nJizz!\n\nMy collection comes back in spades from Tokyo to Prague\nI invented canc-syphill-aids and gave it to your dog! (Sorry)\nHey, is Lupus and STD? In that case, I will p^~!\nIs Ebola an STD? Haha-you bet your bloody ^~!\n\n(STDs! Gotta catch em all!)\nGet on your knees, I\'ll give you mad cow disease!\n(STDs!)\nOh my heart is yours, it\'s as open as my sores!\n(STDs!)\nMy balls are blue, and purple and orange too!\nBy the way it\'s time you knew:\nI poked your mom!\nGotta catch em all!\nGotta catch em all! \nSTDs!\n----------------------------------

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