The best part of making this video was the fact I got to eat the props. Except the bottled water. I\'m a Grimace cup kind of dude.\n\nFeel free to subscribe and/or check out the other videos! I\'ll go ahead and include the lyrics on here until I put them on the site.\n\nSittin\' on the couch with the morning post\nWith a cold cup of coffee and some boring toast\nThinkin\' I\'m-a change it up, yeah that\'s always fun\nWhat you reckon, Remz? A McDonald\'s run\n\nSo we hit the couch cushions, need some dollars, friend\nYo, I found a five. Man, that\'s Canadian.\nHow \'bout a loonie? A twonie? A spoon or The Goonies?\nOh, it\'s 10:25. Dude, you gotta move, G.\n\nGot the cash, got the car, got the pedal to the floor\nSpeed limit\'s 25, but I\'m doing 34\nGoing drive-thru style, man it\'s fast express\nYou can call it trans fat, I call it happiness\n\nRoll up to the teller fella with a minute to spare\nFrenchy with a headset, \"can I take your order?\"\nA McGriddle with a little sweet and sour there, son\nA McMuffin, then be stuffin\' muffins up in my trunk\n\nThen a tray or two of hotcakes, man I can\'t decide, uh...\nAll\'s I know is hit them things with Aunt Jemimah\nHow \'bout an egg fajita for some Texas flavor\nNo drama but my momma wants a breakfast bagel\n\nDon\'t forget my #4, or there\'ll be hell to spend\nAnd I want them eggs poached like an elephant\nFrenchy back on the line, \"is that all your order?\"\nNo it ain\'t, fool, I want a Coca-Cola!\n\nGet my cup of Coke and I\'m-a start a riot\nCuz on the cup lid, dude depressed the \"diet\"\nCheck his shirt tag, and I catch the name\nBrian, I ain\'t tryin\' to drink aspartame\n\nSittin\' on the couch, \'bout an hour later\nPickin\' at a pouch of some Now n\' Laters\nHardly starving, man, but I find a hunch\nStart the car up fast because it\'s time for lunch\n\nIt just takes two bucks and I get what I need\nTwo beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese\n\"Supersize Me\" said he\'s had enough of it\nBut how is it bad for my heart if I\'m in love with it?\n\nIf you never had McDonald\'s, heck, well dude you should\nIt\'s a party, like a Hardee\'s, except the food is good\nJust don\'t get a large #2, I plead with you friend\nCuz it\'ll be a large #2 when you see it again\n\nEnter the store, first you holla, then you\nPick a couple items off the dollar menu\nFour hot McNuggets, dessert with custard\nMix the sweet n\' sour with a squirt of mustard.\n\nA Big Mac attack, you can max the lettuce\nPaying ain\'t a pain, they take cash or credit\nWant a water? You can pay up there for spring\nOr get the free Grimace cup--how embar!%ing\n\nThey say, \"you\'re playing with a cardiac arrest, my boy\"\nOnly thing bad for my heart\'s when they forget my toy\nNow I\'m-a have a milkshake, but before you rant\nIt\'s made of shamrocks--now that\'s a plant\n\nPeople say it\'s bad, but I don\'t believe them\nMcDonald\'s is peace--just ask Tom Friedman\nMomma catch me with a \'zine, and she\'s screaming \"stop!\nDon\'t you worry, Mom, it\'s just my man Ray Kroc\n\nThanks to dubzattic for the beat!

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