On the 12th day of BRENTmas, my true love sent to me... a brand new WITH LYRICS song, WHEEE! \n\nSpecial thanks to Dave Bulmer for providing his pleasing English baritone voice for the epilogue narration. Check out his awesome video game music videos and more at http://youtube.com/demontomatodave\n\nAlso, special thanks to ScrewAttack\'s Professional Jared for letting me borrow the boots, sword, shield, and cartridge.\n\nAlso, special thanks to Matt Villanueva for waking me up in time to get the exterior shots, as well as his fine cinematography skills.\n\nAnd finally, a VERY VERY SPECIAL THANKS to Ben Ambroso and Drew Bramlett for literally CREATING the Link costume for me with only a day\'s notice. Sorry about the ears, fellas, we had some technical difficulties and were racing against the weather. You are both true lifesavers!\n\n---------------------------------------\nLYRICS:\n\nLink! You\'re on the alert again\nSo put on your skirt again!\nGet ready to fight till it hurts\nHave a nap, take a squirt, Begin!\nAnother adventure through the countryside!\nKicking some
!! Kicking some
!, Kicking some
!!\nThe baddies are on the rise since Ganon died\nStay off the gr
!! Stay on the road, get off the gr
!!\n\nThe yellow road is your priority, you\'re sorta like Dorothy... MAN UP!\nYou\'ll have to fight your shadow hand to hand (Again, just like Peter Pan)\n\nThere will be rats (radical rats!) with boomerangs \nLink, is that your wang?\n\nHyrule is strange, every new game it changes, \nthe map rearranges and I don\'t know where to go \nZelda is comatose, maybe she overdosed, \nby the way what happened to your bow?\n\nHere we go now\nLink you are patrolling, sidescrolling, and Ganon\'s trolling\nSure, this
%#@le\'s clunky and funky, but look, a monkey!\n\nYou must gain XP (In P bags) Like an RPG (Yes, P bags)\nStill though, run away (la la la) From the KKK, what the fff—\n\nLink! Go stab a statue so that you can heal your
! dude\nDon\'t whine that it\'s harder, you martyr, now go walk on water!\n\nLearn to thrust up and down, visit a tiny town, \nThis lady gives you care, what does she do in there?\nYou get an extra life from Zelda merchandise, now go forth, \nyour adventure is nigh! \nYou shall go to Death Mountain, fly fly! \nIt\'s called Death Mountain \'cause you will DIE. \nWhy is this part so hard, Jesus WHY?\nBut not halfway as hard as the end\nJust expect to get buttraped my friend\n\'Cause your shadow is set to attack \nHe knows all of your moves, plus he\'s black! \nHe might be Ganon\'s ghost but you have to persevere \n(Believe me)\nOr just use this here \n(Game Genie)\nLink you must prevail \n(For Zelda)\nLink you must not fail, now go!\n\n[SPOKEN EPILOGUE]\n\nSo once again you\'ve saved your countrymen from certain death\nYour sleeping beauty is awake but watch out, morning breath\nYou will have more daring escapades, \nChallenges along the way\nMaybe you will learn to play the flute some other day\nBut for now\nLook buddy you saved the world\nYeah buddy you got the girl\nYou did really great! Celebrate, have a date, procreate, \nLink you win!\nYEAAH!!!\n-----------------------------\n\nIf you want to interact with me every day, check out my Facebook fan page:\nhttp://j.mp/BF-FBfan\nOr follow me on twitter! http://twitter.com/brentalfloss\nTo find out about my live appearances and receive emails from me, check out http://brentalfloss.com and join the mailing list. No spam, promise!\n\nHope you enjoyed The 12 days of BRENTmas 2010! More new videos are coming in January!
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