http://www.goremy.com\n\nHey friends! My friends and I just spent the day watching football and playing Mario Kart. This video resulted. Hope you like it! Thank you to my friends BJ and Q for their help! And thank you to Langley High School (my alma mater) for not kicking me out.\n\nLYRICS:\n2:20 is money\nBecause my school is out\nBut I ain\'t taking the late bus\nI\'m heading straight to my couch\n \nCuz I got a Wii. I got a mii.\nYou gotta see\nI gotta be right back\nbecause now I gotta pee\n \nI\'m gonna need a prescription\nI\'m feeling weak in the heart\nI need 100cc\'s \nof Mario Kart\n\nFlying mad just like a bee\nI fly with ease, I\'m super dooper\nI\'ll gladly take the lead as\nI go weave through koopa troopas.\n\nI like salt and winning races.\nBut hold the sodium\nJust try to go deny me\nCuz you know I\'ll top that podium\n\nMe and my Mii, we a team\nAin\'t nobody can beat us\nBut I won the Mushroom Cup\nMe too--when I was a fetus\n \nNo I ain\'t gonna cower\nif I happen to see Bowser\nBecause I\'m gonna put a green shell\nup in his trousers\n\nAnd Luigi, you wont see me\nI\'m p
&ing you quick\nI got more speed than Carlton\nthat one episode of Fresh Prince\n\nAnd hey, DK, \nit\'s you I\'m gonna jettison\nSpin you out with a banana\nfor a taste of your own medicine\n\nAnd Princess, I\'m-a hit you\nin the face with a shell\nYou hit a girl like that in real life\nyou\'re going to jail\n\nToad, I\'ll make you explode\nsend you to the next world, man\nYou gonna get dumped\njust like me by my girlfriend\n\nWhat, I could have a girlfriend\nThat\'s the truth, I ain\'t faking\nSure you do, Remz\nI see that face that you\'re making!\n\nThe starting line\nCan be like a bathroom\nCuz you\'re all up on the gas\nAfter you see a number 2\n\nSliding through the turns\nGonna do some displacing\nWhy you gotta bump me dude?\nCuz rubbin\'s racin!!\n\nGot my blocking shells \nbehind the cart, G\nStopping reds \nlike I was Joe McCarthy\n\nJust try to get me, oh\nYou make a gain and I\'ll out gas you\nJust like a kidney stone\nIt\'s gonna be painful when I p
& you\n\nBetter check the mini map\nCuz it looks like I\'m a lap you\nBut still I hit you with a shell\nBecause it\'s fun not cuz I have to\n\nHeading down the stretch\nI\'m on top of your head\nGonna grab me a shell--\nCrap, I fell off the edge...\n\nI\'m the king of the kart\nyou think you like to play?\nCheck out a list\nof what I\'m doing today\n\nGotta zoom, \nno I can\'t be stopping\nDropping shrooms \nlike I was Janis Joplin\n\nI don\'t use turn signals\nBut that\'s just me, what do I know\nI just did Bowser\'s Castle\nwith both my eye\'s closed.\n\nHey let\'s try Battle Mode!
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