You're a mean one Mr Grinch

You\'re a mean one, Mr. Grinch.\nYou really are a heel.\nYou\'re as cuddly as a cactus,\nYou\'re as charming as an eel.\nMr. Grinch.\n\n\nYou\'re a bad banana\nWith a greasy black peel.\n\n\nYou\'re a monster, Mr. Grinch.\nYour heart\'s an empty hole.\nYour brain is full of spiders,\nYou\'ve got garlic in your soul.\nMr. Grinch.\n\n\nI wouldn\'t touch you, with a\nthirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.\n\n\nYou\'re a vile one, Mr. Grinch.\nYou have termites in your smile.\nYou have all the tender sweetness\nOf a seasick crocodile.\nMr. Grinch.\n\n\nGiven the choice between the two of you\nI\'d take the seasick crockodile.\n\n\nYou\'re a foul one, Mr. Grinch.\nYou\'re a nasty, wasty skunk.\nYour heart is full of unwashed socks\nYour soul is full of gunk.\nMr. Grinch.\n\n\nThe three words that best describe you,\nare, and I quote: \"Stink. Stank. Stunk.\"\n\n\nYou\'re a rotter, Mr. Grinch.\nYou\'re the king of sinful sots.\nYour heart\'s a dead tomato splot\nWith moldy purple spots,\nMr. Grinch.\n\n\nYour soul is an apalling dump heap overflowing\nwith the most disgraceful &&%@ortment of deplorable\nrubbish imaginable,\nMangled up in tangled up knots.\n\n\nYou nauseate me, Mr. Grinch.\nWith a nauseaus super-naus.\nYou\'re a crooked jerky jockey\nAnd you drive a crooked horse.\nMr. Grinch.\n\n\nYou\'re a three decker saurkraut and toadstool\nsandwich\nWith arsenic sauce.\n\nCopyright © 1957, Dr. Seuss.
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